Gordon Ramsay Omelette

You will need

• * 2 fucking eggs
• * some fucking salt pepper
• * fucking chives 
• * 1 fucking knob of fucking butter                                                                                                  

    The method

• Heat the fucking butter in a fucking omelette pan.
• Fucking break the fucking eggs into a fucking bowl.
• Fucking whisk the fuckers and add some fucking salt and fucking pepper to taste.
• When cooked take the fucking thing out .

                               Eat the fucker.

Joke of the Day

I am sure that in Alcohol, There are female hormones.

When I drink I talk too much and don't know how to drive

                                                                   

.GIRLS: if you are at a party and a guy hands you his phone to put your number into, text REDCROSS to 90999 and he'll donate $10 to hurricane relief

#LOL

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THE vile Messages AND Picture he Left on 'TRINUTE' websites

The appalling messages left by sean Duffy included personal attack on grieving family members as well as sick comments about those who had died.
 On a website set up for teenage suicide victim Natasha MacBryde he created posters, one of which said: 'Natasha wasn't bullied, she was just a whore.'
  In a fake site he created for Hayley Bates, who died when the  Nissan car she was in hit a lorry, he doctored a photo of the teen-ager, placing crosses over her eyes. He called the Facebook page 'hayley smash Nissan'.
It included a picture of the victim captioned 'used car for sale' and 'one useless owner'.
Another picture showed a corpse infested by maggots, which said: 'Apparently I tasted pretty good.'
When her sister Heather, 19, confronted Duffy online she received a post pretending to be from hayley which read: 'It must be boring there on Earth not having someone to have incest with, love you sis.'
  He created a site for lauren Drew, 14, on which he put images captioned 'Lauren's rotting boody'.
On Mother's Day he taunted her mother carole by pretending to be her daughter, writing : 'I can't get out of my coffin, I have scratched my nails to the bone.'

That's it. In the name of equality and fairness, I am proclaiming Octover to be Bash a Violent Bitch Month.

I'd like to make it the objective for the remainder of this month, and all the Octobers that follow. for men who are being attacked and physically abused by women - to beat the living shit out of them, I don't mean subdue them to settle down. I mean literally to grab them by the hair and smack their face against the wall till the smugness of beating on someone because you know they won't fight back drains from their nose with a few million red corpuscles.
And them make them clean up the mess.
you know, we used to have a name for people who only hit those that they knew wouldn't fight back.

Joke Of The Day

Girl to Dad:

Dad, I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me.
I am in india and he lives in UK.
We met on dating website, became friends on facebook, had chat on whatsapp, proposed to each other on skype, And now we've had 2 month of relationship through viber.
I need your blessing and good wishes daddy...
.................................................................................................................................................................

Dad daid:

Wow! Really!! Then get married on twitter,
have fun online buy ur kids on e-bey, send them through g-mail and if you are fed up with your husband.....
Sell him on OLX...

The I'm so beautiful backlash: In yesterday's Mail, Samantha Brick claimed other women loathe her for being too attractive. It proved a worldwide internet storm. Here she says: This bile just proves I'm right.

The past 24 hours have been, to be blunt, among the most horrendous of my life. But then, the 4,510 (at the time of writing) people who have left comments on mail online, and the thousand who have done the same on twitter, would probably say that it's all my own fault.
Yesterday, I wrote an article in the mail, posing the question. Why do women hate me for being beautiful?
The response it provoked has been extraordinary in its volume and vitriol, and beyond anything I could have imagined when In first started work at my keyboard.
of course, I knew when I came up with the idea that it would provoked debate. I'd even prefaced the idea by explaining to the editor that i was fully aware i was setting myself up for a fall.

Are You a "TROLL?"

No, we are not what many refer to as "copyright troll". Dallas Buyers Club, LLC's copyright enforcement efforts are distinguishable from what is commonly referred to as "trolling" actions because Dallas Buyers Club, LLC actually created and/or uses its copyright and its exclusive rights; that is it licenses and/or distributes Dallas Buyers Club and attempts to earn back it investment from the actual use of the copyright, and hoopes to earn a profit from such activities. Conversely, an intellectual property "troll" typically acquires rights in intellectual property , such as a patent, trademark or copyright, created by others, with the sole or primary business objective of filling infrigement actions to earn profit, rather than earning a profit through licensing or otherwise exploting its excludive right in the intellectual property.

Stop It!

This topic of judging others could actually be taught in a two-word sermon,
When it comes To hating, gossiping, Ignoring,
Ridiculing, Holding Grudges, or wanting To cause Harm-please Apply the Following....

Don't actually produce anything themselves; they're just trying to essentially leverage and hijack somebody else's idea and see if they can extort some money out of them,

CREATURE TROLL

Creature - Zombie Troll

Trample
Discard a creature card: Put a +1/+1 counter on lotleth Troll.
Regenrate Lotleth Troll.
He Lurks in the undercity earge for the corpse haulers to unload their rotting cargo.

Creature - Troll

If Mossbridge Troll would be destroyes, regenrated it.
Tap any number of untapped creatures you control other than Mossbridge
Troll with total power 10 or greater;
Mossbridge Troll gets +20/+20 until end of turn.

skeleton Troll

Golgari Grave Troll enter on it for each creature card in your graveyard.
1, Remove a +1 +1 counter from Golgari Grave Troll: Regenerate Gogari Grace - Troll

Try too distrupt

Try too distrupt, updet, destroy, change new groups.
The expression Do Not Feed The Trolls is based on the established fact that trolls don't hang around in newsgroups
where they don't get many people to respond to them .
Trolls have always been part of newsgroups
Best advise is IGNORE these Troublemakers!

Does it act like a Trill? Then it is a troll!
flooding by excessive posting lyin
attacking regulars in group spreading rumors
divide and conquer tatics vioiates establishes policies create class envy encourages dissent makes self savior posts under many aliases.

Goal: Plant seeds of soubt. Show regulars in bad light. Distrupt, anger, inflame and cause unrest to change or destory group.

I Hate my sister ? we always fight, what do i do ?

Peo into a bottle, every night when she falls asleep, pour the peo onto her, so she think she wet the bed.
Every night

After a week or so, start asking her whats up with all the sheet washing? don't come right out and say you know she wets the bed, this will make you look gulity, after a make sure you spread it around school.
she will eventually go live in a cave out of shame.

Source(s):
i met a hobo once, his brother did thid same thing to him, if you don't believe me go to the old cave in western pittsburg, and ask for carl the bedwetter.

Thieves' Auction..Witch Hunt

SORCERY

Set aside all cards in play. Starting with you, each player chooses one of the cards set aside and puts it into play tapped under his or her control. Repeat this process untill all those cards have been chosen.

ENCHANTMENT

Players can't gain life.
At the beginning of your upkeep, Witch Hunt deals 4 damage to you.
At the beginning of your end step, target oppenet chosen at random gains control of Witch hunt.

My fellow Americans,

I have managed to join Al Qaeda by disguising myself as an insane old geezer in syria!
From their hideout in starbucks, urr.. i mean, deep, secret underground bunkers, I have uncovered their insidious plot to kill Americans by infecting us with erectile dysfunction and prostate cancer!

We need to take action immediately! Ladies forget about mastectomy! Remove your prostate instead! guys, there is only one sure way of preventing erectile dysfuction: Castration !

If you cannot accept these solutions, you are a terrorist ! Go colonoscopy yourself!

Troll website

At this time, our church also started an unmoderated discussion board on our website, called Midrsh, and it was being inundated with posting by emeging-church-type feminists and liberals. I went onto the site and posted as William Wallace II, after the great scottish man portrayed in the movie bravebeart, and attacked those who were posting. It got insane, and thousand of post were being made each day unit it was discovered that it was me raging like a madman under the guise of a movie character. One guy got so mad that the actually showed up at my house to fight me one night around 3:00 a.m.

why i Regert voting for president Obama

I am registered Independent. I voted for Barack Obama. And for that, I am sorry.
I'am not sorry for you, I'm sorry for me, Because I voted for Obama for me, not for you. I voted for hope and change and all the intangibles that Obama was pedding in the wake of the financial crists, sarah palin, sept. and all the other shook our country in the last decade. I wanted something new. Something different . What I got was, I suppose, exactly what Ivoted for - a spin doctor. And not a very good one at that.

Before John McCain unwittingly picked a tavloid-magazine cover girl for his running mate, I was leaning toward going republican this time around. I did the second time Bush was on the ballot and I very nearly did the first time, too. But as soon as palin climbed out of her igloo and onto the national scene, well, there was no turning back for me

You've Been Trolled!

.....Obviously

Trolls

Trolls try to disrupt, destroy or change discussion groups to fit their own agendas.
Trolls are pin heads.
These trolls to visit and try to disrupt our happy forum.
Their lowly reason for existance is to post provocative, hostile or annoying messages.They claim they're here to discuss but in fact are just here to cause trouble. Trolls have an exaggerated sense of their own importance. Trolls will frequently use a persecution defense when they are asked to cease their antisocial behavior. When someone asks them nicely to stop posting negative comments, they'll claim innocent intent and will scream censorship. Theywill claim that they are being singled out because of their unpopular viewpoints.

Daily troll

"...I wish I could overthrow my boss. It's like this oppressive regime where only true believers in his management techniques will stay around,"
"I"m thinking of visiting all the most famous suspension bridges in the united states."

"It's predatory and coercive. It's extortion that comes out of nowhere. It's a shakedown of a bunch of guys who can't defend themselves."

Does it act like a Troll ?

TROLLS

Try to distrupt, upset, destroy, change newsgroups.
The expression Do not feed the trolls is based on the established fact that trolls don't hang around in newsgroups.
where they don't  get many people to repond to them.
Trolls have always been part of newsgroups.
Best advise is IGNORE these Troubkemarkers!

Does it act like a Troll?Then it IS a Troll!
flooding by excessive posting liying attacking regulars in group spreading rumors divide and conquer tatics violates established policies create class cnvy encourage dissent makes self savior post under many aliases.

Goal: Plant seeds of doubt. Show regulars in bad light.Distrupt, anger, inflame and cause unrest to change or destory group.

Do Not Feed The Troll.

Do Not Feed The Trolls.
Do Not Reply To This Thread.
Let It Fall To The Bottom Or Be Locked

1st Man : What a beautiful house you have 

2nd Man : Whats the Password of your WiFi network.

How you're saving the world ?

OH, your GMOS have been shown to cause cancer and infertility,
So you Don't want them labeked?

Tell Me More Aout How You're saving the World.

Atheists who spend their time trolling religious facebook pages,

Atheists who spend their time trolling religious facebook pages, comments sections, etc. were found to have personality traits related to sadism,
psychopathy and machiavellianism. Perhaps its time for these atheists to realize that they have a problem that needs to be fixed

Questions

What is A TLD? gTLD? ccTLD?
newgTLD? IDN - Disruptive
What is a "TLD"? How does s "gTLD" differ from a "ccTLD"? And what is a "newgTLD" all about ?
These are some of the questions i've encountered

Round 3

Goals-Project video
"Serious" voice actor
Music making magician
script must be subtle and professional

NOT on Kickstarter
This is Not an attack on ANITA - we ain't even gonna acknowlede her and remember, if we do it right, it'll be even better than an unoriginal, unimaginative, boring, uninteresting, standard, cliche, faggot worthy "attack".

British women jailed for trolling on facebook

British women jailed for trolling herself on facebook in effort to frame father, stepmother

british women jailed because she trolling on facebook  in effort to frame father, stepmother...