That's it. In the name of equality and fairness, I am proclaiming Octover to be Bash a Violent Bitch Month.

I'd like to make it the objective for the remainder of this month, and all the Octobers that follow. for men who are being attacked and physically abused by women - to beat the living shit out of them, I don't mean subdue them to settle down. I mean literally to grab them by the hair and smack their face against the wall till the smugness of beating on someone because you know they won't fight back drains from their nose with a few million red corpuscles.
And them make them clean up the mess.
you know, we used to have a name for people who only hit those that they knew wouldn't fight back.