Don't losse your focus

this is amazing tacnique and by this you can easliy do your work without paying your attention to others and you work more perffect .

this is very good way to work on laptope.. if any one distrubed you ,,, you can do like that and make a good job ....

List of people I trust

there are in whole world lot of people that make fun and joke on his own friends or family but they can't change... now a days people can't trust everyone even he is his on father because they all play around the world ...there is a race start and name of this race is earn money and forget everything. now money is everything for live life happy but people can't think about their character or about end of life one day all people were go from earth that day called end day of life ....

How To teach music to you chaild

today our chaild do extra cricular activities they do not that activities make them imperffect but parents also help their children for that music is not good hoobby for a child bbecause music create distrubance between children and studies so i want to inform you that please save your childrens feature and keep away from music.

GooGle

Google is very cute site ... if you know what i mean??

see this pic there is two boys and one girl and google have cute girls .there google make with G of a boy and OO is make with girl boob and last gle mean google complete ..

Dog help a Fish for save fish it life

this video proof this ..animal help each other even human are not do like that ..this dog is want to save the fish life and the dog through water on fish for save tha life of fish and there is man are not do like that because every one want to earn money and have no time for each other so the people going awa.y from their relatives..

How to Successful for a Troll?

lot of people waiting a right time too be a video or create a big disturbens for his enemy or his friends and he do and find different ways for it .
now  i tell you the successful troll..
1. call your friend for dinner..!
2. when he come and sit on chair than you watch him for a long moment.
3. tell him dinner is not ready..1
4. he wait for dinner for an 1hour
5. now you tell him i am going to market for buy some food when i come you can clean my room there is very dust please.
6. you buy a bannana and come back and take him that bannana and said fuck you

Facebook Troll

 

What is facebook Troll?

lot of people use facebook for time pass and lot of people use as a dating website  but now there is Big question what is facebook troll??

now i tell you about facebook troll what is the facebook troll.

people make picture and upload on facebook and lot of celebrates do like this same. they all not know that on facebook lot of enmies waiting for their pictures and when they uploads pic they make picture funny or do some work or picture editor software and make it very funny like babay or make an animal pic .

What is Troll?

What is troll?

i am the owner at this blog and everyOne asked from me why you pick this name for your blog for everyOne i answer we are live in troll's . troll is funny moment for a man or everyone else no one can tell us about because he want to make a joke on us . very rare case we are meet with our new class fellow and he make a joke or tell us a  joke about everyone else it is joke or also call troll. now you are think i said troll is relating to jokes .yes you are right...

A selint Massege

A silent massege of a biggest fan of justin bieber must watch what he said 

Why Pregnant Women Eating Cheese or Sushi Could Face a Fine or a Criminal Record

British judges could force mothers-to-be to pay compensation to their child and face criminal charges for ingesting certain types of food or drink during pregnancy that are deemed risky for unborn children. drug bases because she use drugs therefore shae pregnant women...

Currently, a council in north-west England, which cannot be named, is looking to slap a woman with a criminal injuries payout to the person's daughter, who is now six, after she had allegedly drank half a bottle of vodka and eight cans of strong lager a day during pregnancy. pragnancy is very rare case in women.

The council made its first attempt at to win compensation on the child's behalf in January but failed. there is a very harmful gland for a women

If the Court of Appeal rules in the girl's favour, it could mean other types of food and drink, such as unpasteurised cheese, runny eggs or raw meat and fish, could land women with "crime of violence" charges because it puts the foetus at risk. don't be awaere for it.

However, despite the council claiming that the girl in the court case is suffering from "growth retardation" due to the mother's excessive drinking, the opposition has stipulated that there is no empirical evidence that can be blamed for the daughter's state of health. she is in harm..

"Can it be said a pregnant mother who eats unpasteurised cheese or a soft boiled egg, knowing the risk [would then be liable for the same treatment]?" said Ben Collins, a lawyer for the Criminal Injuries Compensation Authority. there is very harmful drunk like full of bacteria

A judgment in the appeal is expected at a later date. she don't deserve like that..

4 Popular Activities That Should Be Illegal for Kids

kids grow up so fast these days, but apparently not fast enough for some people. Thanks to overly zealous parents hellbent on fast-tracking their progeny through life, infants are dropping beats at Baby DJ School and 5-year-olds are working the pole at weekly kids pole-dancing classes, proving it's never too late to have the cool, hip childhood you dreamed of ... albeit lived vicariously through your offspring.

Maybe these kids really do want to be the next Paul Oakenfold or Gypsy Rose Lee, but it's way more likely that most of these activities are pursued to fulfill some sort of unrequited fantasy on the part of mom or dad. No harm, no foul, right? While pretending your 3-month-old has any interest in learning how to beat match is mostly just a benign exercise in parental ego-stroking, there are certain activities that really aren't for kids. Youngins don't have the capacity to make an educated, informed choice in the matter, so they are forced to rely on the guidance of the grown-ups around them. Are these guardians doing their charges a disservice by allowing them to pursue activities that REALLY should be for fully formed adults only?

Jet Fuel Is Down, But Not Enough For A Thanksgiving Fare War

Airlines are paying less for jet fuel these days. But don't expect that price drop to translate into Thanksgiving travel bargains for you.

Rather than cut fares, airlines are turning fuel savings into cash for acquiring aircraft, upgrading software, rewarding workers and attracting long-term investors, according to John Heimlich, chief economist for Airlines For America, A4A, a trade group.

The major carriers that filed for bankruptcy during the Great Recession have learned to be more "fiscally responsible," Heimlich told reporters Thursday. After years of fighting with creditors, "they are paying their bills," he said.

In the long run, "enhanced creditworthiness" will create a more stable industry that can better serve travelers, Heimlich said.

But for now, those bill-paying efforts are sending air fares higher, with carriers pushing them up five times this year, according to Farecompare.com.

While A4A notes that fares are lower than in 2000 after adjusting for inflation, consumers might point out that today's higher fees and taxes have driven up total travel costs. In addition, in many markets, fliers have fewer choices following a merger wave that combined American Airlines with US Airways; United with Continental; Delta with Northwest; and Southwest with AirTran.

Woman arrested in Laurel Co. for trafficking, wears crystal meth shirt

One Laurel County suspect is creating a lot of buzz on social media.

The Laurel County Sheriff's Department arrested two people, they say, were in possession of crystal meth on Tuesday.

37-year-old Deborah Asher, of Somerset, was arrested and charged with trafficking in a controlled substance, first degree and possession of methamphetamine.

57-year-old Richard Rice, of East Bernstadt, was also arrested and faces the same charges.

Deputies say they conducted a drug investigation on Dolly Miller Road that led to the arrests.

The Sheriff's Department shared the arrest on their Facebook page and the post has garnered more than 150 'Shares.'

Magic Number 5

I was walking down the street the other day when I saw my best friend Jeff. I walked up to him and mentioned that I had the craziest dream the other night. Jeff listened as I told him that the dream consisted of just one thing. A huge glowing number "5". It was made of gold and sparkled with shiny diamonds. Jeff's curiosity was peaked. I went on to say that the first thing that I did in the morning was to grab the daily racing digest and look up the 5th race.

Jeff raised an eyebrow. I told him that the #5 horse in the 5th race was named "The 5th Element." Jeff started grinning. Then I told him point-by-point what I did that entire day.

I ate 5 bowls of cereal for breakfast and drank 5 cups of coffee

I went for a 5 mile jog to clear my head

I took a 5 minute shower to rinse off

I dressed in the 5th suit I found in my closet

I sat in my car for 5 minutes before starting it

I drove to the racetrack and parked in the 5th stall in the 5th row

I entered through the 5th admissions gate

I bought 5 programs

I went to the 5th betting window and bet $555 on the 5th horse in the 5th race

I went and sat in the 5th row of the bleachers making sure there were 5 people sitting on both sides of me.

I settled in and waited for the race to start.

"Well," said Jeff. "Did your horse win??"

I frowned at Jeff and said, "Stupid horse came in 5th."

I have perfect eyesight

Norman is 89 years old. He's played golf every day since his retirement over 20 years ago. One day he arrives home upset. "That's it," he tells his wife. "I'm giving up golf. My eyesight is so bad that once I hit the ball I can't see where the dang thing goes."

His wife sympathises and makes him a hot cup of tea. As they sit down she says, "Why don't you take my brother with you and give it one last try."

"That's a terrible idea" says Norman, "your brother's 102 years old. How could he help?"

"He may be 102 years old", says the wife, "but his eyesight is perfect."

Norman figured he'd give it a try So the next day he heads off to the golf course with his brother-in-law. He tees up, takes a mighty swing and squints down the fairway.

He turns to the brother-in-law and says, "Did you see the ball?"

"Of course I did!" replied the brother-in-law. "I have perfect eyesight".

"Where did it go?" says Norman.

"Where did what go? Do I know you?"

Dividing Souls

On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts.

'One for you, one for me, one for you, one for me,' said one boy. Several dropped and rolled down toward the fence.

Another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle. As he pass ed, he thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery. He slowed down to investigate. Sure enough, he heard, 'One for you, one for me, one for you, One for me...'

He just knew what it was. He jumped back on his bike and rode off. Just around the bend he met an old man with a cane, hobbling along.

'Come here quick,' said the boy, 'you won't believe what I heard! Satan and the Lord are down at the cemetery dividing up the souls!'

The man said, 'Beat it kid, can't you see it's hard for me to walk.' When the boy insisted though, the man hobbled slowly to the cemetery.

Standing by the fence they heard, 'One for you, one for me. One for you, One for me.'

The old man whispered, 'Boy, you've been tellin' me the truth. Let's see if we can see the Lord...

Shaking with fear, they peered through the fence, yet were still unable to see anything. The old man and the boy gripped the wrought iron bars of the fence tighter and tighter as they tried to get a glimpse of the Lord.

At last they heard, 'One for you, one for me. That's all.. Now let's go get those nuts by the fence and we'll be done....

They say the old man had the lead for a good half-mile before the kid on the bike passed him.

ID ten T error

I was having trouble with my computer. So I called David, the 11 year old next door whose bedroom looks like Mission Control, and asked him to come over.

David clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.

As he was walking away, I called after him, "So, what was wrong?"

He replied, "It was an ID ten T error."

I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, "An ID Ten T error?

What's that? In case I need to fix it again."

David grinned, "Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?"

"No", I replied.

"Write it down," he said, "and I think you'll figure it out."

So I wrote down: I D 1 0 T

I used to like that little boy.

A Monkey Starts Insulting A Lion

A lion and lioness are sitting in their den, when a monkey climbs up a nearby tree and starts insulting the mighty lion.

The lioness starts to get angry and says, "King of the jungle, how dare you allow this puny monkey to insult you? You must punish him."

"You are right, but you know what? I am king of the jungle and I must not lower myself to his level. Let's ignore it."

The lioness, astonished, sat in silence. Yet the monkey kept on. After sometime, the lioness looses her patience.

"I cannot allow this any longer. I'm going to teach that monkey a lesson."

So the lioness chases after the monkey. After a long chase she finds herself out of the jungle and at a construction site. She sees the monkey going through a narrow pipe and leaps in after him. The pipe apparently was not large enough, and the lioness gets stuck.

Seeing that the lioness is stuck, the monkey walks around behind her.

"Who's a bad girl? Who's a bad girl?!!" he yells as he spanks her butt over and over and over. The monkey continues for a few minutes and then finally leaves with a big smile on his face.

After an hour long struggle, the lioness finally frees herself from the pipe. Injured, and completely embarrassed, she returns home to the jungle and to her king.

"So how did the hunt go?" the lion curiously asked.

The lioness couldn't even look at him.

"Aaahhh, he took you to the construction site didn't he?"

Two Sisters Inherit The Family Farm

There are two sisters. One is blonde and the other is brunette and they inherit the family farm.

Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble.

In order to keep the bank from repossessing the farm, they need to purchase a bull from the stockyard in a far town so that they can breed their own stock.

They only have $600 left.

Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, "When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home."

The brunette arrives at the stockyard, inspects the bull, and decides she wants to buy it.

The man tells her that he will sell it for $599, no less.

After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news.

She walks into the telegraph office, and says, "I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our farm.

I need her to hitch the trailer to our 4x4 and drive out here so we can haul it home."

The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, and then adds, "It's just 99 cents a word."

Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette only has $1 left.

She realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word.

After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says, "I want you to send her the word comfortable."

The operator shakes his head. "How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your 4x4 and drive out here to haul that bull back to your farm if you send her just the word "comfortable?"

The brunette explains, "My sister's blonde. It's a big word. She'll read it very slowly.....

How to troll someone computer

Final step: right click on desktop > screen resolution > then change orientation to landscape(flipped)

Now, his mouse pointer is inverted.

When he moves his mouse up, the pointer goes down.

How to troll someone's computer

Step 1: print screen his desktop
Step 2: rotate it 180 degrees
Step 3: set it as wallpaper
Step 4: right click on desktop->view> unclick show desktop icons
Step 5: auto-hide taskbar

So that they can't click the icons or the taskbar....

OPERATION: BLACK RAGE

HERE'S WHAT YOU CAN DO:

The corporate slut that is hot Topic has now decided that memes are to be the latest 'cool' things amoungst 13 year old emo consumer whores, and so are now selling FFFUUUUUUU t-shirts,

This is only the beginning, if this is allowed to continue then it'll only be a matter of time untill /b/ start getting raped of every meme to be turned into the next I can has cheezburger? And before long? /b/ will die .......
.FFFUUUUUU is now a racist meme. Make as many racist rage comics as you can.
start sending them to sensationalist news outlets as an example of the disgusting racism of Hot Topic.
.Encourage a boycot of hot topic until they are forced to remove the t-shirt from the shelves.

SUCCESS!   everyone learns a valuble lesson, stay the away from trying to sell memes.

TRoll Fail

How TO INSTALL ASOUTHERN HOME SECURITY SYSTEM....

1. Go to Good will and buy a pair of size 14-16 men's work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along witha copy of Guns & Ammo magazine.

3. Put four gaint dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads: 

     Bubba,

Me and Marcel, Donnie Ray and Jimmy Earl went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls. They got the mailman this morning and messed him up bad.

I don't Think Killer took Part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside. Be right back.

Joke Of The Day

My friend think he's smart, he said onions are the only food that make you cry.

So I threw a coconut at his face

All Good Christians.

Christians.

As all good Christians know, On the third day, Jesus emerged from the tomb, appeared before his disciples, squatted, and laid a brilliantly covered Ester egg : And lo, his disciple, squatted, and laid a brilliantly covered Ester egg : and to, his disciple said-peter-Rabbit approachel, and Jesus said into him "Take this my egg. and hide it somewhere. Pherhaps under a lag, Or in a shoe. Give the kids a challenge. But you know, not too much of a challenge."

Trolls potting

                    Choose Trolling.

choose trolling. choose a vector. choose a victim. choose a ridiculous position on contemporary issues. Choose moral high ground logical fallacies. and broad generalization. choose re.captcha bypass script. choose a mechanical turk contrast to grow an army of reddit accounts. Choose friends with thousand of BNC's                                                        

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help us to keep it up

Spider

MusT watch

hahahha very funny must watch a spider

must watch

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don't miss this video watch please

is it possible???

wtf

can BAT man is be husband of of human haahah very funny must watch

Make music with babay voice

TRoll Music

he creat very funny voice must watch this video ..share 

Swag Dance

WTF Dance

Really funny dance must watch if you want to share never stop share this video...

justin beiber

justin bieber TRoll]

must watch hahahah very funny .....help us to keep it up..

check it

WTF

very funny this video make you laughing .must watch

Very funny

what the fuck Troll

a boy check a car which is damage by a girl and girl said she just watch his boyfriend hahaha and boy leack air from the veehl of car very funny hahaha must watch

verry funny cat

Funny cat

a cat rest on Drum and shake legs .. look very amazing and funny moment of a cat must watch

Imagination Troll

Troll

a man just want eating even in his imagin or in sleepness he just a look like kid and also behave like a kid must watch .

what a Troll

hahhahah what a troll

a man listen mobile ringing tune and dance and also his friend see him for do that just imagin what he do must watch

very funny

very funny music 

a man with his son creat amazing sound with amazing voice check it out hahahahahahhah

Troll

What's up with women always putting up manlyn monrce quotes and pictures like she is some sort of role model?

Ladies, the woman died of a drug overdose, is remembered for barging a married man, and the person she willed everything to cared so little for her that he didn't even honor her will. Also, she wasn't fat. You chubby chicks are dinging to a false idol.

You know why she's on facebook and girls aren't quoting susan B Anthony? Because monroe looked good in skirt.

That's right. y'all are all just sexist as man

Gordon Ramsay Omelette

You will need

• * 2 fucking eggs
• * some fucking salt pepper
• * fucking chives 
• * 1 fucking knob of fucking butter                                                                                                  

    The method

• Heat the fucking butter in a fucking omelette pan.
• Fucking break the fucking eggs into a fucking bowl.
• Fucking whisk the fuckers and add some fucking salt and fucking pepper to taste.
• When cooked take the fucking thing out .

                               Eat the fucker.

Joke of the Day

I am sure that in Alcohol, There are female hormones.

When I drink I talk too much and don't know how to drive

                                                                   

.GIRLS: if you are at a party and a guy hands you his phone to put your number into, text REDCROSS to 90999 and he'll donate $10 to hurricane relief

#LOL

.

THE vile Messages AND Picture he Left on 'TRINUTE' websites

The appalling messages left by sean Duffy included personal attack on grieving family members as well as sick comments about those who had died.
 On a website set up for teenage suicide victim Natasha MacBryde he created posters, one of which said: 'Natasha wasn't bullied, she was just a whore.'
  In a fake site he created for Hayley Bates, who died when the  Nissan car she was in hit a lorry, he doctored a photo of the teen-ager, placing crosses over her eyes. He called the Facebook page 'hayley smash Nissan'.
It included a picture of the victim captioned 'used car for sale' and 'one useless owner'.
Another picture showed a corpse infested by maggots, which said: 'Apparently I tasted pretty good.'
When her sister Heather, 19, confronted Duffy online she received a post pretending to be from hayley which read: 'It must be boring there on Earth not having someone to have incest with, love you sis.'
  He created a site for lauren Drew, 14, on which he put images captioned 'Lauren's rotting boody'.
On Mother's Day he taunted her mother carole by pretending to be her daughter, writing : 'I can't get out of my coffin, I have scratched my nails to the bone.'

That's it. In the name of equality and fairness, I am proclaiming Octover to be Bash a Violent Bitch Month.

I'd like to make it the objective for the remainder of this month, and all the Octobers that follow. for men who are being attacked and physically abused by women - to beat the living shit out of them, I don't mean subdue them to settle down. I mean literally to grab them by the hair and smack their face against the wall till the smugness of beating on someone because you know they won't fight back drains from their nose with a few million red corpuscles.
And them make them clean up the mess.
you know, we used to have a name for people who only hit those that they knew wouldn't fight back.

Joke Of The Day

Girl to Dad:

Dad, I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me.
I am in india and he lives in UK.
We met on dating website, became friends on facebook, had chat on whatsapp, proposed to each other on skype, And now we've had 2 month of relationship through viber.
I need your blessing and good wishes daddy...
.................................................................................................................................................................

Dad daid:

Wow! Really!! Then get married on twitter,
have fun online buy ur kids on e-bey, send them through g-mail and if you are fed up with your husband.....
Sell him on OLX...

The I'm so beautiful backlash: In yesterday's Mail, Samantha Brick claimed other women loathe her for being too attractive. It proved a worldwide internet storm. Here she says: This bile just proves I'm right.

The past 24 hours have been, to be blunt, among the most horrendous of my life. But then, the 4,510 (at the time of writing) people who have left comments on mail online, and the thousand who have done the same on twitter, would probably say that it's all my own fault.
Yesterday, I wrote an article in the mail, posing the question. Why do women hate me for being beautiful?
The response it provoked has been extraordinary in its volume and vitriol, and beyond anything I could have imagined when In first started work at my keyboard.
of course, I knew when I came up with the idea that it would provoked debate. I'd even prefaced the idea by explaining to the editor that i was fully aware i was setting myself up for a fall.

Are You a "TROLL?"

No, we are not what many refer to as "copyright troll". Dallas Buyers Club, LLC's copyright enforcement efforts are distinguishable from what is commonly referred to as "trolling" actions because Dallas Buyers Club, LLC actually created and/or uses its copyright and its exclusive rights; that is it licenses and/or distributes Dallas Buyers Club and attempts to earn back it investment from the actual use of the copyright, and hoopes to earn a profit from such activities. Conversely, an intellectual property "troll" typically acquires rights in intellectual property , such as a patent, trademark or copyright, created by others, with the sole or primary business objective of filling infrigement actions to earn profit, rather than earning a profit through licensing or otherwise exploting its excludive right in the intellectual property.

Stop It!

This topic of judging others could actually be taught in a two-word sermon,
When it comes To hating, gossiping, Ignoring,
Ridiculing, Holding Grudges, or wanting To cause Harm-please Apply the Following....

Don't actually produce anything themselves; they're just trying to essentially leverage and hijack somebody else's idea and see if they can extort some money out of them,

CREATURE TROLL

Creature - Zombie Troll

Trample
Discard a creature card: Put a +1/+1 counter on lotleth Troll.
Regenrate Lotleth Troll.
He Lurks in the undercity earge for the corpse haulers to unload their rotting cargo.

Creature - Troll

If Mossbridge Troll would be destroyes, regenrated it.
Tap any number of untapped creatures you control other than Mossbridge
Troll with total power 10 or greater;
Mossbridge Troll gets +20/+20 until end of turn.

skeleton Troll

Golgari Grave Troll enter on it for each creature card in your graveyard.
1, Remove a +1 +1 counter from Golgari Grave Troll: Regenerate Gogari Grace - Troll

Try too distrupt

Try too distrupt, updet, destroy, change new groups.
The expression Do Not Feed The Trolls is based on the established fact that trolls don't hang around in newsgroups
where they don't get many people to respond to them .
Trolls have always been part of newsgroups
Best advise is IGNORE these Troublemakers!

Does it act like a Trill? Then it is a troll!
flooding by excessive posting lyin
attacking regulars in group spreading rumors
divide and conquer tatics vioiates establishes policies create class envy encourages dissent makes self savior posts under many aliases.

Goal: Plant seeds of soubt. Show regulars in bad light. Distrupt, anger, inflame and cause unrest to change or destory group.

I Hate my sister ? we always fight, what do i do ?

Peo into a bottle, every night when she falls asleep, pour the peo onto her, so she think she wet the bed.
Every night

After a week or so, start asking her whats up with all the sheet washing? don't come right out and say you know she wets the bed, this will make you look gulity, after a make sure you spread it around school.
she will eventually go live in a cave out of shame.

Source(s):
i met a hobo once, his brother did thid same thing to him, if you don't believe me go to the old cave in western pittsburg, and ask for carl the bedwetter.

Thieves' Auction..Witch Hunt

SORCERY

Set aside all cards in play. Starting with you, each player chooses one of the cards set aside and puts it into play tapped under his or her control. Repeat this process untill all those cards have been chosen.

ENCHANTMENT

Players can't gain life.
At the beginning of your upkeep, Witch Hunt deals 4 damage to you.
At the beginning of your end step, target oppenet chosen at random gains control of Witch hunt.

My fellow Americans,

I have managed to join Al Qaeda by disguising myself as an insane old geezer in syria!
From their hideout in starbucks, urr.. i mean, deep, secret underground bunkers, I have uncovered their insidious plot to kill Americans by infecting us with erectile dysfunction and prostate cancer!

We need to take action immediately! Ladies forget about mastectomy! Remove your prostate instead! guys, there is only one sure way of preventing erectile dysfuction: Castration !

If you cannot accept these solutions, you are a terrorist ! Go colonoscopy yourself!